July 11th, 2010
Shadows of Dooooom! – part 19
Imagine a Twin/Twin situation? You’d have 4 twins!
It took me a long time to decide on Draculove’s final punchline. Rejected ones included: “Well, I don’t give up a seat on the bus for the elderly but I’d hardly call that evil.” “Well, I stole some pens from work…” “Well, I always eat the last cookie…” and “Well, I call people by nicknames, little pancake pie…”. I think I chose the one that best suits his character.
July 11th, 2010 at 5:13 am
in D&D you can tell what kind of giant by its skin color. As with dragons.
July 11th, 2010 at 11:21 am
Ribuprissin – IMHO, the uniformity of monster colours and apppearances work against the game in two ways 1) less fun to look at and 2) it takes a sense of wonder and surprise out of the picture for the players because they know what to expect more often.
July 11th, 2010 at 11:29 pm
I think you did too.
July 12th, 2010 at 2:08 am
Please send me a poultrygheist, I’d like to sick it on my neighbors! Crowing at four in the morning and making their TV levitate and spin would be neat revenge for the booming bass at 2:00 AM.
July 12th, 2010 at 11:52 am
I don’t quite get the “crybt” part. What is it? A play on crib / crypt? I thought he was pointing to the goblet but maybe not.
Kudos for poultrygeist!
Would that include a phantom bantam? 🙂
July 12th, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Lars – you got it. It’s a mixture of Crib (slang for house) and Crypt (where undead live). Phantom Bantam… that would really put a new weight catagory in boxing! I guess it would be for shadow boxing! 😛
Daniel – thanks!
Golux – I can’t send you a poultry-geist. Ghosts haunt where they died. So unless you’re sneaking into your neighbours for some fowl play, I think you’re outta luck.
July 13th, 2010 at 6:34 pm
For a final punchline: “I throw apples at doctors, but I wouldn’t call that evil”
then have doctors throwing garlic and Vamps throwing apples in a deadly foodfight.
July 14th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
FS – you just blew my mind! Well done, sir!
July 19th, 2010 at 11:33 am
Any chance wem could get a wallpaper of that foodfight?
July 21st, 2010 at 11:27 am
You should do a story about the poultrygeist, just so you can end with “May he roost in peace.”
+1 vote for the vampire/doctor food fight!