February 11th, 2007
Smirkulees vs a Dragon?
It was a very unfortunate way in which I learned what “Say uncle!” means. It was either one of my babysitters or one of my babysitting cousins was twisting my uncooked spaghetti noodle strong arms and yelling at me to “Say uncle!” and it was as if they were saying “What’s the frequency Kenneth?” or “Is it safe?” It made no sense to me. I was saying “Albert” I think and they didn’t understand why I wasn’t just saying uncle and it progressed into tears on my side and guilt on their’s. I’m sure 10 minutes later we were playing some other game though.
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:39 am
PS His Uncle’s name is Albert.
August 5th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Paul McCartney?
August 6th, 2009 at 6:29 am
???
January 2nd, 2011 at 12:08 am
And here I was expecting some genius nose pun. Aw well…
January 19th, 2013 at 6:25 pm
Now I have this mental image of some police interrogating a suspect named Kenneth, slamming their fists on the table and screaming “What’s the frequency?!! Tell us!”