Monkey, Bigfoot, and Pants.
The last one is “the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.”
I looked it up in the dictionary, and there it was—the meaning of life
December 15th, 2008 at 3:42 am
Monkey, Bigfoot, and Pants.
The last one is “the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.”
I looked it up in the dictionary, and there it was—the meaning of life
December 15th, 2008 at 9:02 am
“The dictionary is opinion, stated as fact, in alphabetical order.” (I forget who said that) Otherwise, well done!
May 9th, 2013 at 3:11 pm
Might be Ambrose Bierce, famed satirist.
October 14th, 2014 at 2:11 pm
I thought for sure the second one was wendigo.