If you don’t get this joke, count yourself lucky. I’ve received a few gift baskets over the years and most of them are bunk. Lots of messy paper curls to sweep off the floor and recycle, food stuffs loaded with preservatives and not loaded with taste, and products I’ll never use. The grown-up version of loot bags is lame. On the upside, I saw that Indigo books had a cool loot bag centre for kids, where they could put in things like a Lego minifig, whoopie cushion, Pez dispenser, or card game.