That Patricia is a real wind bag. I mean a blowhard. I mean full of hot air.
Patricia versus Big Bad Wolf in house-blowing-down contest! Winner gets to eat all the piggies!
Well, she’s a princess. You really should expect anyone as a gust as her to put on airs.
Her Royal Airness Patricia
Oh, that awkward moment when you must choose between being insulted or exploiting your new super power.
And she blows hot and cold too, I’m sure. Nice.
Nary a word in edgewise, yipes. That all blowhards were as useful…
I’ve hit the end? oh noes!…
She gives new meaning to the title, “Heir to the throne”.
Arrrr, it’s the Parriah Pedant of Pointless Particulars! “Out to sea, not out too sea,” he says! Yar, walk him off the plank to meet Davey Jones