Aubergine Beard may be the foil to King Carnelian, but that he has too many awesome ideas, not too many terrible ones.
I used to know a music pirate in my early days of trawling the ‘nets. As he’d often say, ‘Shiver me tambours!’
I keep forgetting aubergine is eggplant, I keep thinking it’s apricot or something.
Plundertaker is an excellent name.
Nonsensicles – Now I’m thinking of the sailors who made Chris Elliot dance in Cabin Boy.
ColdFusion – I learned about aubergine from an ad campaign about a decade ago where it was the hot colour for the season. I had never heard the word, so I keep forgetting that it means eggplant. I keep thinking it’s the guy who played Odo on Star Trek DS9.